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What do you want to know? Fine. I'm a prince, I was born in 1247 in Bistrita, Transylvania. I'm certainly not going to go into everything I've done since then. I'm a vampire. A real vampire, mind you, not one of those Anne Ricey flakes who drape themselves in dramatic poses and mourn their loss of life, and I'm not a goth. Stupid fruitcakes. I was born a vampire in a vampire family, and no, we don't drink blood. We're untainted, hence the fact that we can be born, and yes, we're immortal in the sense that we don't age, although we can be killed. No, I won't tell you how. Stupid freaks.

Anyway, at the present moment, seeing as there hasn't been any royal power in that area of Europe since WWI, I'm somewhat in retirement and living in LA. I like the sunshine. (Go back up above if you're an idiot and find that incongruous with my race.) I have homes elsewhere, including Paris, Rome (Armani, how I adore thee), and someplace you've likely never been, seeing as it's on another planet, and I'm not sure I want to tell you because then you might show up and want to meet me for coffee and I'd have to be annoyed with your presence, so just shut up already. Get a life or an undeath, I don't care, just don't bug me about it. And in particular, don't ask me to make you a vampire. If you're not one, I don't want you to be one, so there.

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